hostile
Do you speak English?
„Yes!“
Name?
„Abdul al-Rhazib“
Sex?
„Three to five times a week!“
No, no, I mean: male or female?
„Yes, male, female, sometimes camel …“
Holy cow!
„Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general“
But isn’t that hostile?!
„Horse style, doggy style, any style!“
Oh dear!?
„No, no – no deer! Deer run too fast …“
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